Okay, so I've been thinking about what my job description is in my house. This is what I've come up with.
Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner Cook
Bath Giver, Teeth Brusher, Butt Wiper
Bo Bo Kisser, Band aid Giver, Wound Checker
Homework Helper, Teacher Note Writer, Field Trip Money Giver
Fight Referee, Moral Teacher, Discipline Giver
Lego Finder, Toy Picker Upper, Chore Giver
Laundry Maid, Bed Changer, Pull Up Giver
Bill Payer, Errand Runner, Grocery Shopper
Picture Taker, Clothes Picker Outer, Hair Putter Upper
Hair Cutter, Appointment Maker, and Book reader.
Damn, I need a raise
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